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Chief presidential legal counsel Sergio Apostol said the government was not likely to press charges against Guingona.

I think he was just trying to exercise his right to exercisehe just wants to walk, Apostol said.

Apostol also made light of Guingonas participation in the takeover of the Manila Peninsula hotel.

He was not behind them, he was beside them, Apostol said, apparently referring to video footage showing Guingona walking beside Trillanes.

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-- Edited by Romeo at 02:47, 2007-12-10

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According to the jokes, the top 10 reasons for Trillanes and company to pack up were:

* Not even his mother joined them;
* Oakwood had a better lobby;
* CNN was not there to cover it;
* The hotel had run out of ice cubes;
* The APCs were parked in the lobby and not the parking lot;
* Trillanes realized being tear gassed was not part of his mandate as senator;
* (former vice president Teofisto Jr.) Guingona thought it was an anti-Erap, or pro-Erap pardon rally;
* Cool surrender was better than the company of Father Robert Reyes;
* Trillanes noticed people were crying not because of the tear gas but because of him; and
* Even GMA was beginning to look better the longer they stayed.

On the other hand, the top 10 reasons Trillanes and company should have gone to Victoria Court instead were: (bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, binisaya joke, bisayan joke, bisayan jokes, binisaya)

* They were only gonna stay for a short time anyway;
* Bishop Labayen and Fr. Robert Reyes could have heard **confessions;
* They could have wet the towels in the Jacuzzi to combat tear gas;
* There are no wedding receptions in Victoria Court. Only honeymoons;
* It always has more people than Manila Pen;
* The APC wont know which garage to park;
* The ceiling mirrors would have thrown off the raiding party;
* ABS-CBN could have done an episode of XXX and The Buzz while covering the coup;
* What happens in Victoria Court stays in Victoria court; and
* Its a good place to get screwed.

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